8 Adjectives To Describe Your Penis Besides Big And Small
For most people, the size of one's penis fits into one of two binaries: big or small. There are no nuances or gray areas; it's either sizable or not. Peckers, however, are more complex than that. Like all body parts, the male genitalia comes in all shapes and sizes, and genetics from both parents play a role in determining how impressive your manhood will ultimately be, according to Fatherly. While in your childhood, your penis size and appearance are the least of your worries when adolescence kicks in, your body starts changing, and you compare your Johnson to the ones you see in the gym locker room or porn, you begin to wonder where you size up?
Let's tackle the most important facts first.
WHAT IS THE AVERAGE PENIS SIZE?
GQ UK and “Am I Normal?” STUDY, a collaboration between King’s College London and the NHS they used for their reporting, the average erect penis size is 5.16 inches in length.
CAN YOU MAKE YOUR DICK BIGGER?
Men's Health sites ten different ways to make your penis bigger. The list includes options like plastic surgery that comes with a $9,000 price tag to shaving your pubes for a lengthier appearance -trim the tree to make the base look bigger. Many of these methods are either costly or temporary fixes for what is probably a normal-sized penis. Still, the infamous "how big is your dick," question is intimidating when you have concerns with your length.
So let's ignore how long your penis is in inches or centimeters to explore the other dynamic qualities that make your prick perfect. Beyond length, your doodle has more measurements and appearance highlights to boast, and if you're having trouble discovering them, here are eight ways to describe your penis beyond big or small.
THICK/GIRTHY
Using the British Journal of Urology International for their source, according to Refinery29, the average penis girth or circumference is 4.59 inches when erect and 3.67 inches when flaccid. So who cares if you don't have a 9-inch shaft when you can equate its thickness to a beer can.
CURVED/HOOKED
As we mentioned above, penises come in different shapes, and curved is one of them. Curved up, down, left or right, a slight bend in your willy is perfectly normal. In fact, according to Planned Parenthood, a curved shape penis is nothing to worry about as long as you're not in any pain. So if you happen to be what rapper Meg The Stallion calls Caption Hook, that may be the talking point to focus on.
PRETTY
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder so referring to your penis as pretty is subjective. That said, if you believe your dick is exceptionally beautiful or handsome, its captivating appearance may impress more than your length.
PIERCED
We know the thought of a needle going through your manhood hurts just thinking about it. Take it from someone with a dick piercing, they hurt like hell. But pain aside, Prince Alberts, Ampallangs, and Frenum piercing are not only eyecatching, but they can also enhance sexual pleasure no matter what length you are --and we all want a pleasurable sex life. Before going under the needle, check out Cosmopolitan's detailed breakdown on penis piercings and how to care for them.
GOOD
At the end of the day, we all want to experience the best sex possible over and over again. So big or small, if you know what you're doing in the bedroom, say it! The motion of the ocean is more important than the size of the wave.
CUT/UNCUT
With circumcision, a doctor will surgically remove some or all of the penises foreskin that covers the glands or head. Though both cut and uncut penises are normal, disclosing your foreskin status could garner sexual interest from a potential suitor.
VEINY
As your penis becomes erect, veins that were once unseen when flaccid become visible when hard. Sharing your veiny status could imply how rock-hard you get when aroused, and that may impress someone wanting to have fun with your third leg.
HEAVY
If you have a girthy eggplant, it probably has some weight to it. The great thing about describing your dick as heavy is it doesn't disclose length or girth, just that it's a lot of penis in your pants. Use that to your advantage when someone asks how big is it.
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